nikkilunalace:

I’ll take a joint with a back rub please ✨

tatii33:

I want you in every way possible, imaginable. I want your sleep hair. I want your sweaty jog body. I want your morning breath kisses. I want your just got home from work tired eyes. I want adventures with your hand in mine along the way. I want 12am munchie runs with you in Calvin’s and oversized tees. I want Netflix lazy ass cuddle Sundays. I want cooking in our underwear and just that. I want teaching how to cook lessons turn into mini food fights with you. I want your moody I don’t give a fuck about anything days. I want your uncontrollable horny days. I want movie dates that turn into making out because you’re my “it only happens in movies” fairytale. I want your goodnight kisses. I want your happy kisses. Excited kisses. Shy kisses. I want your sad tears so I can wipe them away with my fingertips against your soft skin. I want your happy tears so I can cry with you as I pull you in closer to me. I want you’re leave me alone days so I can only want you more and assure you everything is alright, that you’re with me and I got you. I want to kiss you like the first time every time. I want your sleepy voice mumbles at 4am. I want your 5min corky laugh at the stupidest things only we would think of. I want your eyes locked in a way where I know how to respond and swipe you off your feet. I want your sick days where I look after my still just as beautiful woman, giving you tea, soup, medicine. I want your sick kisses so I can kiss you back with the cure to make you better. I want you in 10 years. I want you at 76. I want you at 106. I want just shut the fuck up and kiss me arguments. I want walk away disagreements turning into pulling, turning you around to kiss you shutting you up. I want I’m not sleeping until you go to sleep smiling nights. I want your 2am I can’t sleep pull me closer to you nights. I want to walk with you right behind me so I can guide you through the world in my view. I want to spoil you at random moments with flowers to show my appreciation and devotion towards you. All. I want all with you. I want you more than I have ever wanted anything else.

"Oh darlin’, if you can’t handle me in my dirty jeans and cowboy boots, then this rodeo ain’t for you."
- (via cassadilla1418)

glitterandcamo:

I feel personally affected by the Shelton/Lambert divorce.

"I feel like I’m always running to catch a train, but I never quite make it."
- My friend, when I asked her on how she felt about school/life/responsibilities/colleges/etc.  (via farfromhomee)

poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

staticlucas:

it is unsticking your thighs from plastic chairs season

"When you’re young, thunderstorms seem scary. Like the sky is angry at you. But now that I’m older, something about its roar soothes me; it’s comforting to know that even nature needs to scream sometimes."
- (via king-courage)